Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Welcome

Welcome, O' sailor of the Internet seas. Like any Internet truth seeker, you've stumbled upon us seeking knowledge. Knowledge that you will wield like a blade as you ride into the never ending combat of life. Lucky for you, you've stumbled across the greatest source of knowledge. You've found the greatest sharpening stone to run across the smooth steel of your brain and create an edge so sharp it can pierce not only a man...but smash a foes will to continue on with his plight. You have just stumbled upon our guide to all things BRUTAL.

This is the ramblings of three wise scribes who know the real truth. What about? EVERYTHING!

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Things that are Metal, Hardcore and overall BORN FROM BRUTALITY.

Keep shredding,
-Dave

1 comment:

Unknown said...

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