Thanks for Metal on this Thanksgiving

Full Metal Fish Filets

So, I couldn't initially tell if I was sad or pumped when I found this. I know what you're thinking "Dave, this awesome! Why would you be sad"? I'll tell you why......I had this same idea.

The good news is this is still great and I give props to it's creators. When I make my Hardcore/Thrash version soon though....there will be no survivors.

In the news

http://revivl.com/?p=723

That is all.

ITT Tech is totally Metal

The following is an excerpt from a real conversation between two real people about a VERY REAL topic

KaptainKyle7 (12:03:56 PM): I just metaled out
KaptainKyle7 (12:04:00 PM): on a ITT tech commercial
KaptainKyle7 (12:04:09 PM): commercial about architecure
DaveyCaz (12:04:23 PM): what?
KaptainKyle7 (12:04:28 PM): exterior shot of a framed house "before this was a house.."
KaptainKyle7 (12:04:33 PM): IT WAS A GRAVEYARD

The Most Metal Cereal

Totally brutal cereal....that helps reduce your risk of heart disease. Looks like face pounding chug riffs and gnarly guitar shredding is good for your health after all. Especially when you compact it into a cereal.
The way it works is, it shocks the ever-loving shit out of your heart and basically one of two things happen. 1)You die or 2) Metamorphosis takes place in you heart, transforming it into pure steel. Pray the latter happens for if it does, you are now bulletproof, fireproof and pretty fucking metal

-Dave

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Beardmaster

So Kyle showed this to me recently. After checking it out, I decided to return the favor...to you!

Behold...BEARDMASTER

Props to the guys fro Day By Day productions. This shit was mad funny.

-Dave

To add to Dave's Awesome posted photos, I felt this needed recognition. I believe it embodies the idea that deep down at the core of every human being is a Metal Head trying to brutally and forcefully get out. This dude is clearly awesome, there is simply no way to deny that, and if you do, I will definitely fight you.