ITT Tech is totally Metal

The following is an excerpt from a real conversation between two real people about a VERY REAL topic

KaptainKyle7 (12:03:56 PM): I just metaled out
KaptainKyle7 (12:04:00 PM): on a ITT tech commercial
KaptainKyle7 (12:04:09 PM): commercial about architecure
DaveyCaz (12:04:23 PM): what?
KaptainKyle7 (12:04:28 PM): exterior shot of a framed house "before this was a house.."
KaptainKyle7 (12:04:33 PM): IT WAS A GRAVEYARD

The Most Metal Cereal

Totally brutal cereal....that helps reduce your risk of heart disease. Looks like face pounding chug riffs and gnarly guitar shredding is good for your health after all. Especially when you compact it into a cereal.
The way it works is, it shocks the ever-loving shit out of your heart and basically one of two things happen. 1)You die or 2) Metamorphosis takes place in you heart, transforming it into pure steel. Pray the latter happens for if it does, you are now bulletproof, fireproof and pretty fucking metal

-Dave

Send To Phone

Awesome Imagery 8/6

Communism&m

Wtf?

Party Animal

I don't know what to say. This is just awesome

Mobile Bar

Bringing legitimacy to drinking and driving.